dwight schrute mussolini speech transcript

That we shall have to fight hard is certain, that we shall have to fight long is also probable, but the final result will be an Axis victory. Third, while during the World War Germany was isolated from Europe and the world, today the Axis is master of the Continent and allied with Japan. ANGELA [00:05:14] Yeah. ANGELA [00:34:02] OK. Well he runs out of the bullpen, and he says that, you know, they had done so well this quarter that corporate is going to give everyone a thousand dollar bonus. Those two years in a row. Jim is passing by Pam's desk and Pam says, "Oh, I've always wanted to go to Australia" and he says, "Well, I'm going and I bought a nonrefundable ticket". Luke Maslow and Scoot Venon-Meyer both asked, "How much of Michael's speech was improvised"? JENNA [00:38:48] That's right. ANGELA [00:19:56] But we didn't have that. The Ethiopian war was hardly finished when from the other shore of the Mediterranean there reached us appeals from General Franco, who had begun his national revolution. department, no air went to them. JENNA [00:34:46] So hard. Dwight: Question. JENNA [00:49:16] It's a lot of keyboard. But he would have attached a Post-it note that would say, "would you please file these in your butt"? I really looked into it. So why does Dwight want to go there? I wonder if its just because Ive been going through withdrawal, but this was one of my favourite episodes. Mostly. Wu?~C=,)qpI>Jn a#$yxhbb!9 kka2p {6{t*C9AZs#&AjA?vl=A?v pEA9 TzU&$$JANkgqPg~4!=k1 kK?60WEh+c6g9@N.pF>yr$%W9Me}mGv6| 5._!Qc[PKC2U%cx0- WVRPL[> C\[CeR(9qlK\KgWZ=LrPZJEAy>-=xHIc=b#>FG^l Vsr aM0Ve VWf=%e38@r2\y]$|{%-yyU+%18@BY[^{w ~kRsPUPD8 M-r- endobj He can take that. getting old). They play it in a lot of sporting events. And then Michael gives Dwight some advice. Having definitely liquidated Britains armies on the European Continent, the war could not but assume a naval, air and, for us, also a colonial character. Or "Salesman of the Year". The crew had exclusive use of a ballroom for the speech, but had to share the other parts of the hotel with guests. OK, moving on. ANGELA [00:18:21] I don't know, Jenna, how it went down. You wear a little something, but here was one thing I found interesting. You might do like one scene at reception, but it's three or four different camera setups, so you'll do what? JENNA [00:09:31] You can tell he's coming down with it. Gotta agree that this episode didnt rank very highly among my favs. The same thing can be said as far as East Africa is concerned, where we were prepared to resist despite the distance and total isolation, which is a tribute to the will and courage of our soldiers. Because you're taping the speech in the background. And I feel like you can see John about to break. JENNA [00:05:56] "The Dummy Wranglers". Dwight Schrute: When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. And I remember Matt saying, "Ang, I see what you're doing. WE ARE WARRIORS! ANGELA [00:48:35] And he goes, "Yeah, I didn't. JENNA [00:25:42] So how long has that been there? JENNA [00:29:31] Yeah. I can't be there. Michael: Just, try not to be such an idiot. ANGELA [00:26:44] Two mounted plaques. (Walks out of the room upset.) Oh well, great episode anyway. Dwight: Think it through. I'm Angela Kinsey. Dwight, to Jim's annoyance, surfs the internet to find things to buy with his prize money. Illusion and lying are the basis of American interventionism-illusion that the United States is still a democracy, when instead it is a political and financial oligarchy dominated by Jews, through a personal form of dictatorship. ANGELA [00:49:51] Yeah. JENNA [00:08:44] And I was suddenly had to work. And here's why. For it is together, together that we prevail! ANGELA [00:59:16] You have to show me. They had it all scheduled. To state as they do that their losses in the battle of sixty days in Cyrenaica are not above 2,000 dead and wounded means adding a grotesque note to the drama. And, and they were so great about sort of finding those moments and making sure that everyone saw them. People might think Ryan was the jerk of that scene, but it was definitely Pam. How do I get people there. [15] The episode was viewed by 8.4 million viewers, and retained 88 percent of its lead-in My Name Is Earl audience. JENNA [00:04:55] Yes, this is true. Does he really speak either"? ANGELA [01:03:37] He is basically said to her, I'm sorry, but I cannot be there when you marry someone else. They pulled Leslie up and Oscar goes, "Oh, my God. And so we answered that question. "[4], The speech scene employed over 500 extras, which was unusual for The Office, and was hectic for the crew to organize. So he's got this talking head now where he explains that he won "Salesman of the Year" twice before, consecutively. This has nothing to do with me. There were a lot of extras. JENNA [00:01:25] Yeah. Season 2. ANGELA [00:30:33] But it was in your brain. Also, there is a thermostat war going on. First of all, are you trying to say it wrong? ANGELA [01:01:57] The hotel in the show is supposedly the Radisson at Lackawanna Station Hotel. An extended scene of Michael's unfunny and extremely awkward speech. Kevin: Its like Club Med, but everything is naked. But if you're in the clothing optional part, you can wear sort of the suggestion is like, you know, go sexy. Somehow I think that sardonic observation could only have come from Paul Lieberstein. ANGELA [00:00:25] I see what you're doing there. ANGELA [00:51:42] I was waiting to go on. Season 2, Episode 17 written by Paul Lieberstein and directed by "Action"! JENNA [00:22:25] How did he memorize that? Dwight's speech, which was possibly written entirely by Jim as a prank, is derivative of speeches given by historical dictators. JENNA [00:13:47] I would have pegged. But he said he hasn't used it since. JENNA [00:21:01] So, you know, when Jim says he just wins a Cugino's pizza. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Dwight Shrute animated GIFs to your conversations. Jim: No. Pam says, Pam has this line, "Like Toastmaster"? On Dec. g a battle was thus started, which was only five or ten days in advance of ours, and which brought the enemy to Bengazi. And I wrote about it in my diary and I said that we stayed in character the entire two hours that they shot in Michael's office. You thought there wasn't, but there is. Rainn said that he remembers at one point he went off script and he improvised. ", "Italian men and women, standing once again, be worthy of this great hour! JENNA [00:47:04] Mostly Mussolini, I believe. That's fine. Blackshirts of Rome! JENNA [00:12:58] I can't wait to hear it. ANGELA [00:01:51] A vacay. ANGELA [01:03:25] I mean, this is so telling. But I went frame by frame, and I could not find any. ANGELA [01:04:36] They had that moment on "Booze Cruise". Michael suggests that Pam practice for her bride's speech. Jim: What did I do to deserve this? It was written by Paul Lieberstein and directed by Charles McDougall. Betsy Bozdech of DVD Journal described "Dwight's Speech" as an instant classic. These projects could not be made by those who have an inclination for the madhouse. Wallpapered the ceiling if you want to. JENNA [00:37:59] Okay, so here's the deal. Thats not a toast, youre not standing up. Kevin: You should go to Hedonism. Several people compared Guilfoyle's time at the mic to Season 2, Episode 17 of The Office, "Dwight's Speech" the one where Dwight wins the award for Dunder Mifflin salesman of the year and . JENNA [00:20:13] I feel like this is like my mom trying to tell me about what life was like without a microwave. JENNA [00:48:01] And we find out she is inviting Jim. "The Dummy Wranglers". I didn't tell anyone. I'm waiting. Stop public interrupting me! Basically, Rainn was sick. And then I think because the ball's going so slow, I usually there's like one or two left. Michael ends up leaving the convention room and later entertains Dwight with his tales at the bar. JENNA [00:37:14] Well, Jim gets up in the conference room and announces he's going on a trip and he would like some suggestions on where to go. Much of Dwight's speech is based upon real speeches by Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Let it be said for foreigners who are always ready to libel that the comportment of German soldiers in Sicily and Libya is under all respects perfect and worthy of a strong army and a strong people brought up under severe discipline. The scene with Pam/Kelly/Ryanloved it. But I'll get to that. JENNA [00:10:18] It's just all "Office" facts. JENNA [00:55:44] You know, you're an authoritarian. So now Dwight and Michael are sort of having this great moment at the bar. ANGELA [00:13:01] Every time I walk up and I just try to line up with that little center triangle. Wrapped around 7:30 and managed to shoot seven and four eighths pages, which I guess is a fancy way to say seven and a half. So it just looked like the room was filled all the way to the back. 2023 TV Fanatic Ryan describes how he hopes to land a "challenging full-time or part-time position somewhere else." We have been at war six years, precisely from Feb. 1, 1935, when the first communiqu announcing the mobilization of Peloritana was issued. 9'``A(n)6)lJ7_ They can't, how can they be? ANGELA [00:36:29] I remember she had a hard time getting through. I have to disagree with you. So-. Ryan Sass. These figures show that to the preparation of the Libyan defense we devoted an effort which can be described as imposing. Like people were not like hooting and hollering. And then one of those two squares? So, yes, they do have irons and ironing boards. JENNA [00:27:19] Rainn improvised that part of it, where, that the word was "failure". Remember when he got Dwight to believe that Thursday was Friday? Could we Fascisti leave without answer that cry and remain indifferent in the face of the perpetuation of the bloody crimes of the so-called popular fronts? That's all my actual hair. Even though Oscar is the one who set the thermostat to a colder temperature, he wears his jacket when Dwight and Michael are leaving. JENNA [00:52:15] He gets out his speech. JENNA [00:47:13] Well, at 12 minutes when it pans back to Angela at accounting, Oscar has his coat over his shoulders like he's cold and Kevin is blowing on his hands. I was like, "Yeah. Then Pam goes on about how its obvious that Kelly likes him, so show some sympathy. Where are we filming? ANGELA [00:23:44] Look what I wrote on my card. ANGELA [00:46:52] Blood alone moves the wheels of history. Two people asked this. ANGELA [00:31:23] 66. Dwight's speech was a hodge-podge of actual lines from speeches and new material written and delivered in the oratory style of Benito Mussolini, leader of thePartito Nazionale Fascista in Italy, ruling the country as Prime Minister from 1922 to 1943constitutionally until 1925, when he dropped all pretense of democracy and set up a legal dictatorship. Thanks so much for tuning in. Why are we looking at you? JENNA [00:30:49] Yeah. There's some really good stuff. Ryan brings Pam the wrong type of stamps for her wedding invitations. And they took pictures of me in the hat and they showed them to, you know, everybody involved. Michael: Its a joke, Dwight, not a sex ed class. In one of Jims talking head segments, he shows a printed page of a speech given by Benito Mussolini. So Kevin suggests he go to Hedonism. At 2 minutes, 40 seconds, there's a shot of Jim's coffee mug and it says, quote, "Together we build a better Scranton, restoring the pride". He's like, it doesn't really matter what you say. I've blown up my voice already. JENNA [00:25:01] He also puts himself in this position of expert. I guess he lost all that money. Dwight: Saleswoman has a vagina. I sometimes even had a blanket over my legs. Ryan: Actually, I dont see ever getting married. It's an enormous convention. Right? Michael's credenza. JENNA [00:32:47] Yeah. Lots of good quotes! This happens in all wars, in all times. The other year he just got a certificate. ANGELA [00:46:15] Not true. eE\|?xjF]oqgl @M+m?s24oG lt ltEx#0 "RSJk!8*vXrOKc?n8b C%uF1'MKz`!38?qb],Oi(#6a Let it be said in particular that the Alpini wrote pages of blood and glory that would honor any army. ANGELA [00:40:52] Did he say, who are you? JENNA [00:18:30] Well, I don't know if you notice at 20 seconds when Michael tosses the ball and he knocks over Jim's stuff on his desk, it all kinds of falls forward onto this pile of boxes that's in front of Dwight's desk. Dwight says at one point that he lost a spelling bee to Raj Patel when he misspelled the word "failure". And you will see Jim use this mug throughout the entire episode. ANGELA [00:02:31] It was a gift to me. And as a result, he has to give a speech in front of a thousand people. And I didnt know what to make of Ryans remark it seemed randomly mean I think that is a great explanation. And I misspelled in front of the entire school the word failure.. So Michael, he's sitting at the bar. It is because we are certain regarding the grade of national maturity reached by the Italian people and regarding the future development of events that we continue to follow the cult of truth and repudiate all falsification. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It was me against Raj Patel. We already knew that from the Booze Cruise" and the reception is going to be at the V.A.. JENNA [00:47:58] Pam says it's nicer than you think. But I think he got knocked down and then got up and was like, "Nope". What is happening. Dwight, the company's top salesman of the year, worries over a speech he must give at a ceremony honoring him. I didn't find him. So he goes to Michael for advice. ANGELA [00:21:51] Guys, I want to present to you at 2 minutes, 31 seconds, a complete tongue twister. And Michael's like and really, really just brings the room totally down but really earnest and Michael's like, "Oh, OK. All right. ANGELA [01:01:24] And Rainn was really, really bummed because ah, well, Dwight was really bummed because he had wanted to go to it. OK. I mean, I'm not I'm sort of a major celebrity, but. JENNA [00:11:42] She defeated Jillian Barberie and her partner to win the show's first and only championship. But it's all inclusive. Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? In the cold open, I have a different outfit on, different hair. In reality the moment was timely because if it is true that one enemy was in the course of liquidation there remained the other, the bigger one, the most powerful enemy number one against whom we are engaged and against whom we will continue the struggle to the last drop of blood. ANGELA [00:56:51] Ryan is being such a you know what. It was written by Paul Lieberstein and directed by Charles McDougall. In the speaking exercise, Phyllis toasts to her good fortune for having found a man she is in love with. If you look at 42 seconds, Michael tosses the ball to Oscar and all those boxes are missing. Though we certainly are totalitarian and will always be so, we have our feet on hard ground. Let me say now that what is occurring in the United States is one of the most colossal mystifications in all history. ANGELA [00:46:30] I found on Reddit there's an Office fan on Reddit and the person sign is the_fungible_man? There's no tipping allowed. Dammit, I'm forgetting the name. ANGELA [00:16:11] But Rainn came at him full throttle. ANGELA [00:15:19] He shoves the heck out of Creed and then he runs towards Leslie David Baker. ANGELA [00:14:40] We have a cold open, Michael and Dwight are throwing a football while they discuss some dilemma at corporate, it's not important. In the Mediterranean Italy is allied with a friendly Spain. Not less heavy are the losses we inflicted on the English. It was definitely a good one. Salesmen of Northeastern Pennsylvania I ask you; once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour! Yes, it is. Although they were not recorded, the dialogue was very detailed. You're naked. s02e17 - Dwight's Speech Transcript detail Michael: Let's think this through. JENNA [00:58:26] This. Americans who will read what I say should be calm and not believe in the existence of a big bad wolf who wants to devour them. Here he is, Angela. We have actually been at war since 1922-that is from the day when we lifted the flag of our revolution, which was then defended by a handful of men against the Masonic, democratic, capitalistic world. ANGELA [00:12:37] Probably is it has to do with your butt maybe. So I've also stayed there and I concur. JENNA [00:50:48] We also had a fan question. JENNA [01:05:01] So I'll get I'll get the time code for that so I can really lay into myself. And I, I was glad we only had to do it for one day. ANGELA [00:16:28] But there was someone directly behind him. The Danubian and Balkan world cannot ignore and does not ignore the Axis, Hungary and Rumania have joined the Tripartite Pact. Dwight: What if I give a really long extended thank you? Technicians and workers toiled day and night, giving a convincing demonstration not only of their professional capacity but also of their patriotism. YSZX 0y( Some people who today apparently think Italys intervention was premature were probably the same who then I deemed it too late. So you know how there was a big conversation about your hair in Valentine's? The song that is playing when Michael and Dwight enter the convention is Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited. Provisions for Students with Disabilities, Honor Code and Statement on Academic Integrity, Statement on Student and Faculty Academic Rights and Responsibilities, Midterm and Final Examination Study Guides, Guide to Department and State Central Files, Statement on Academic Integrity & Academic Freedom. Second, German armaments are in quality and quantity infinitely superior to those available at the start of the war.